I like you. A lot. My whole family uses your products and I’ve been raised on them from the beginning. I recently purchased one of your products and paid to have you transfer all my stuff from my old laptop to my new one, but Apple….this makes me nervous. Not that I don’t trust you or anything. Like I mentioned before we have a lot of history together, but Apple…keeping BOTH of my laptops for TWO whole days with ALL of my passwords would make anyone feel nervous. I mean, I think you almost know as much about me as my husband does now…This was never a requirement earlier on in our relationship. I just think you are asking too much of me now. So Apple…I hope you understand. I hope you hired honest and trustworthy employees. I hope this doesn’t somehow backfire on me in the future. And most importantly I hope my secret fears of you trying to take over the world are not confirmed because, Apple…I just want things between us to work out.
Yours (hopefully) forever,